I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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