The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I just want nice things and good sex
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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