as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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