I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boobs are out for the taking
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I'm both gender and math confused
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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