Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
