Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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