I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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