I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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