It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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