we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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