I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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