its not stalking. its research.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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