Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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