Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I just cut my nipple shaving
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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