It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Life is so much better after having sex.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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