i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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