i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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