I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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