the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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