I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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