Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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