let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Randomize
