just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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