people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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