I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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