that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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