You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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