question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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