just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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