You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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