I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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