I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize