Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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