just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
foreskin is a definite game changer
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
