Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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