For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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