As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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