so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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