Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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