i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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