its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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