Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
i believe in u and ur pee
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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