yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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