Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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