Cold hands, warm shart.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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