I didn't shave. On purpose
I hope mine doesn't look like that
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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