I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
And then he peed in my hair
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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