he wants to bone in the snuggie
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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