Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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