I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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