So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
this boner is exhausting
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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