so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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