"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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