K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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