Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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