what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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