i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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