your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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